Things People Say That Piss Me Off
A salty list for v salty feelings
- •"Calm down"THANK U KIND SIR OR MADAM NOW THAT U HAVE TOLD ME TO CALM DOWN I AM SO EXTREMELY CALM THANK U WHY DON'T U GO CURE DEPRESSION NOW BY SAYING "CHEER UP"
- •"Listen, I like (Insert race here), but I just can't stand when (insert racist BS here)"
- •"I'm fine"And okay I also mean this in the context that when they say it they are serious about insisting something that ain't true (and not in the laugh crying drink a gallon of wine kind of way). Bish who u trying to fool?
- •"Global warming isn't real, Obama is ruining our country, (insert conspiracy theories here)"I would like to go now please
- •"All lives matter, not all men, etc."Oh, I'm sorry did someone not invite you to the party? Go take a sociology class and call me up when you're done crying moron
- •"No offense but..."IF U R STARTING THE SENTENCE OFF LIKE THIS THIS CONVERSATION IS GOING NOWHERE BECAUSE GUESS WHAT I'M OFFENDED
- •"I want a relationship like that!"Unless you are talking about the relationship between pizza and Netflix, or me and Ryan Gosling, please just don't. You're romanticizing romance, I'm already barfing