Things People Say That Piss Me Off

A salty list for v salty feelings
  1. "Calm down"
    THANK U KIND SIR OR MADAM NOW THAT U HAVE TOLD ME TO CALM DOWN I AM SO EXTREMELY CALM THANK U WHY DON'T U GO CURE DEPRESSION NOW BY SAYING "CHEER UP"
  2. "Listen, I like (Insert race here), but I just can't stand when (insert racist BS here)"
  3. "I'm fine"
    And okay I also mean this in the context that when they say it they are serious about insisting something that ain't true (and not in the laugh crying drink a gallon of wine kind of way). Bish who u trying to fool?
  4. "Global warming isn't real, Obama is ruining our country, (insert conspiracy theories here)"
    I would like to go now please
  5. "All lives matter, not all men, etc."
    Oh, I'm sorry did someone not invite you to the party? Go take a sociology class and call me up when you're done crying moron
  6. "No offense but..."
    IF U R STARTING THE SENTENCE OFF LIKE THIS THIS CONVERSATION IS GOING NOWHERE BECAUSE GUESS WHAT I'M OFFENDED
  7. "I want a relationship like that!"
    Unless you are talking about the relationship between pizza and Netflix, or me and Ryan Gosling, please just don't. You're romanticizing romance, I'm already barfing