What I Need This Finals Week

  1. A hot man feeding me while I write all these damn papers
  2. Coffee made by the energizer bunny
  3. A hammer to the head
  4. Multiple chow chows for cuddling
  5. Boxed wine
  6. The drive/ambition/savagery of Kevin Spacey in House of Cards
  7. A bear to just eff me up fam