DUMB WAYS TO DIE
- •Trips up stairs.Dies of embarrassment.
- •Stays up til 4am and must wake up at 7am.Dies of exhaustion.
- •Spends too long writing on @AliciaNF26's whiteboard.Dies from marker fumes.
- •Is lactose intolerant but just wants to marry ice cream.Dies of gastrointestinal distress.
- •Must walk up the mountain to the parking lot.Dies of muscle cramps.
- •Begins to understand Tajik.Dies of annoyance with @miathurber.
- •Shovels car out of gigantic snow drifts.Dies of hypothermia.
- •Gets an A-.Dies of disappointment.
- •Is noticed by a clark.Dies of feels.
- •@AliciaNF26's free trial of @miathurber's friendship has ended, and @AliciaNF26 refuses to begin monthly payments.@miathurber dies of loneliness.