YOU KNOW SQUAD IS IN THE ROOM WHEN...
(The party don't start till we walk in.)
- •You see Dutch Blitz cards strewn about
- •You hear a random number being shouted... Followed by "WHOSE?!"
- •You hear bad puns followed by loud laughter
- •Komielle-the-Squad-mobile is parked outside
- •You hear incessant references to a Felicia even if no one in the room is named Felicia
- •All the sentences you overhear start with "I don't know if you know this, but..." or "Even I..."
- •Everyone is eating turnovers
- •You hear four adults belting out Disney music
- •You hear a strange language being spoken that vaguely sounds like the Sims
- •The terms "Wheat Queen" and "Pig Farmer's Wife" are used interchangeably
- •But most of all, you feel the unmistakeable aura of open-mindedness, affection, and mutual respect