...I have a ten-month-old daughter. 'Nuff said.
  1. Five empty coffee cups. All from today.
  2. A wide array of shoes scattered around the house.
    Not because I wear anything other than the ragged flip-flops on a daily basis, but because my daughter enjoys chewing on them. And I let her.
  3. The Magus
    I have no excuse.
  4. Atlas Shrugged
    Again, no excuse.
  5. A meat tenderizer
    We eat meat roughly twice a year. And we definitely don't tenderize it.