THINGS YOU MAY BE SURPRISED TO FIND IN MY HOUSE
...I have a ten-month-old daughter. 'Nuff said.
- •Five empty coffee cups. All from today.
- •A wide array of shoes scattered around the house.Not because I wear anything other than the ragged flip-flops on a daily basis, but because my daughter enjoys chewing on them. And I let her.
- •The MagusI have no excuse.
- •Atlas ShruggedAgain, no excuse.
- •A meat tenderizerWe eat meat roughly twice a year. And we definitely don't tenderize it.