1. How to tell if the guy you're dating is gay.
  2. What size blizzard to eat when trying to loose weight.
  3. Excuses to give when people ask why you don't have kids.
  4. Suck it up and cry in the shower.
  5. Facebook is my life, Instagram is my boyfriend and Twitter is my lover.
  6. How to survive on $150 a month.
  7. Subway in the morning. Subway in the evening. Subway at supper time.
  8. Blame: it's probably your fault.
  9. Which filter on your photo will let your high school enemies know you're doing great.
  10. 35 and still haven't tried a pot brownie.