Stuff I Associate With the Megabus

As I travel home for Thanksgiving week...
  1. Non-disciplined kids
    Especially when you have to play a horribly competitive game of angry bag soccer under the seat.
  2. Bad parents
    If ya gotta yank your child's collar to parent, that ish ain't right bruh.
  3. The smell of your hoodie since you wore it two days ago when you smoked weed
  4. The imaginary "hold your pee" competitions I hold in my head, and of course, win the title in
  5. The reminders of how I have no friends
    *frantically refreshes Facebook, Instagram, and snapchat every 10 minutes*