I CAN'T BE FRIENDS WITH YOU IF

I mean this list could be endless tbh
  1. You don't like Harry Potter
  2. You've never seen The Office
  3. You're impatient
    I am so annoying
  4. You have ever defended the confederate flag
  5. You are a real Republican
    I know this is a big one but I'm not sorry.
  6. You don't like sharing food
    this is just for you, really. I will always eat off of other people's plates like without asking
  7. You *hate* Taylor Swift
    You don't have to love her (but eek) but HATING her what is even the matter with you
  8. You're prefer talking on the phone to texting
    😖