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My bad dates, scene by scene.
  1. Scene 1: Drug Dealer Revealed
    Lights up: Date whips out huge wad of cash. Making a joke I say: "What are you a drug dealer?" Him: "Well, actually...." SCENE.
  2. Scene 2: DDR Date
    Lights up: I pick up this cute boy at his house. He says "Let's go to mall." He proceeds to play DDR for three hours while I stand and watch him and sip on a Sprite. He's sweaty and I'm bored. I drive him home, he says: "Peace" and exits the vehicle. SCENE.
  3. Scene 3: West Virginia Date
    Lights up: I meet a sweet boy on the inter-web. We decide to meet in Morgantown, WV. I drive an hour to greet him. He's super cute and we walk around the mall. He proceeds to tell me that he has a pet parrot and used to have sex with his male cousin during holidays. SCENE.
  4. Scene 4: Movie Mystery
    Lights up: This was the second date with a boy whom I really liked. We both loved movies and could talk about them for hours. We went to see Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire. During the movie I made the bold choice to hold his hand. I did, for a few moments. He then whispered: "I have to go to the bathroom." After 10 minutes I became worried. I decided to go and check on him. I looked in all of the bathrooms....nothing. He left, he ditched me at the movie theater. SCENE.
Thanks to @dev for the list request.
  1. 10. ROCKY
    Rated #10 for the bad haircut.
  2. 9. COLUMBIA
    Tap dancing nipple showing characters are my fav.
  3. 8. EDDIE
    Eddie, we all got pain.
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    Casual I've lost my car in the parking garage selfie.
  2. 2.
    When J. Mayer needs a wingman there is only one person to call....D. Tanner.
  3. 3.
    It's the tourist thing to do.
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