BREAKFAST SWEETS, RANKED

Best to worst. Thank you @list for being a safe space.
  1. 1.
    Pancakes
    Potentially controversial opinion but STEP TO ME.
  2. 2.
    Cinnamon roll
  3. 3.
    Buttermilk biscuit
  4. 4.
    Croissant
  5. 5.
    French toast
    How could I forget French toast?! Thanks for the flag, @gilbaron. Generally I am not a fan (in the "always dry" camp) but it ranks up here for: the diner versions with cheap sticky syrup that are always made with white bread, fried in butter & insanely delicious; AND Sqirl's Brioche FT with jam and creme Fraiche. I dream, I pine, I swoon.
  6. 6.
    Sticky bun
    Always dry.
  7. 7.
    Waffles
    #same
  8. 8.
    Scones
    Tbh, without clotted cream and jam what's the point
  9. 9.
    Muffins
    When was the last time you said, "wow, that was a great muffin!" Answer: never because they're the goddamn WORST.
  10. 10.
    Biscotti
    ..........