Best to worst. Thank you @list for being a safe space.
  1. Pancakes
    Potentially controversial opinion but STEP TO ME.
  2. Cinnamon roll
  3. Buttermilk biscuit
  4. Croissant
  5. French toast
    How could I forget French toast?! Thanks for the flag, @gilbaron. Generally I am not a fan (in the "always dry" camp) but it ranks up here for: the diner versions with cheap sticky syrup that are always made with white bread, fried in butter & insanely delicious; AND Sqirl's Brioche FT with jam and creme Fraiche. I dream, I pine, I swoon.
  6. Sticky bun
    Always dry.
  7. Waffles
    #same
  8. Scones
    Tbh, without clotted cream and jam what's the point
  9. Muffins
    When was the last time you said, "wow, that was a great muffin!" Answer: never because they're the goddamn WORST.
  10. Biscotti
    ..........