FUNNY THINGS ABOUT MYSELF THAT I (NOT SO) SECRETLY LOVE

Celebrating idiosyncrasies!
  1. I wash my hands before getting in the shower.
  2. I can only get out of bed when all the numbers on my clock are even.
  3. Never have I once folded my laundry right after it's done.
    I have, however, poured it all out onto my bed and laid on the pile until it gets cold. Every single time....?
  4. If I'm having a bad day, I'll go into a grocery store and walk around.
    This works extra well if the grocery store is super pretty and/or bougie, like a Citarella or Whole Foods.
  5. I hate chalk.
    Writing with it, the feel of it in my hand, the powder that gets on your skin, the sound on the board. OH GOD I HATE IT ALL SO MUCH.
  6. I DESTROY at Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon.