I HAVE ZERO PORTION CONTROL WHEN IT COMES TO...

Things I am incapable of eating a healthy amount of. Is that a sentence? Whatevs.
  1. Almond butter
    Wait a jar is 14 servings?! That shit is gone in like 3 days.
  2. A pint of ice cream
    It's way too easy to eat the whole thing. Especially when you're searching for the cookie dough and side note there is NEVER ENOUGH.
  3. Tortilla chips
    Bonus points if they're blue corn.
  4. Trail mix, any variety
    And if it has dark chocolate and/or mini PB cups?! FORGET ABOUT IT.
  5. Peanut butter filled pretzel nuggets
    I'm not allowed to buy these anymore.
  6. Cereal
  7. Home-baked kale chips with just a squeeze of lemon
    Bahahaha I wish.