TEXTS I'VE GOTTEN FROM MY BROTHER SINCE HE MOVED TO KOREA

My little brother: editor by day, accidental model by night. Living the dream.
  1. "I can call you now or in like 10 hours?"
  2. "Currently in a love motel paid for by Korean public access TV. Tomorrow am spending the day on an island talking about how a Korean general I learned about yesterday has long been my hero"
  3. "Well Sarah, you know what we have to do. We have to kill him. We have to kill him and make it look like an accident."
  4. THIS PICTURE THAT PROVES OREO O'S CEREAL STILL EXISTS.
  5. "My phone drowned at a pool party when I was wrestling with an Argentinian male model"
  6. "I'm on a tiny island right now but I'll be back tomorrow"
  7. This:
  8. And this:
  9. "Ordered kale online and didn't read the quantity. Turns out 5 kg is a lot of kale."
  10. Which led to this:
    Google-translated note from the shipper.
  11. And then, of course, there was this:
    No context necessary.