THINGS I'VE CARRIED ON PLANES

Points for creativity?
  1. A frying pan.
    This is real and was really awkward at security.
  2. Tons of misshapen Tupperware.
  3. An electric tea-kettle.
    Sensing a kitchen theme? So did the people at LaGuardia.
  4. An alarm clock, inside my pillowcase.
    I vaguely remember standing in line at the check-in and worrying they would take it from me.
  5. A Listerine bottle filled with vodka.
    #college
  6. One high-heel.
  7. A huge bag of rolled oats.
    WHAT IF THEY DON'T HAVE OATMEAL THERE????
  8. On that note...
    Snacks. So so so many snacks.