THOUGHTS I HAD DURING THIS JUICE CLEANSE
Tried it in the name of science (and blind curiosity), lasted a day.
- •This isn't so bad!!!!
- •I feel really healthy!SO much goddamn health energy, you guys.
- •I can totally do this for three days!
- •Okay, whose idea was it to put tarragon in here.
- •Seriously, this fucking tarragon.What is tarragon even. Can you juice it?
- •Am I paying to starve myself?Commence existential crisis.
- •I think I'm paying to starve myself.I'm an idiot.
- •I miss chewing.
- •How much longer?