THOUGHTS I HAD DURING THIS JUICE CLEANSE

Tried it in the name of science (and blind curiosity), lasted a day.
  1. This isn't so bad!!!!
  2. I feel really healthy!
    SO much goddamn health energy, you guys.
  3. I can totally do this for three days!
  4. Okay, whose idea was it to put tarragon in here.
  5. Seriously, this fucking tarragon.
    What is tarragon even. Can you juice it?
  6. Am I paying to starve myself?
    Commence existential crisis.
  7. I think I'm paying to starve myself.
    I'm an idiot.
  8. I miss chewing.
  9. How much longer?