Nothing like a 5 am trip into your subconscious.
  1. Why am I wearing a hat?
    This looks fucking stupid.
    ...We passed a Waffle House.
  3. I wonder what it's like in there. Waffle House.
  4. This seat is really comfortable.
    Nice work, Mazda.
  5. Is this his company car?
    It seems too nice. Also, way sporty.
  6. Do I have to talk to the car driver?
    I hope he doesn't start talking to me.
  7. I bet he golfs. The car driver.
  8. Can't believe there's deli turkey in my carry-on.
    See previous list.