THOUGHTS I HAD ON THE WAY TO THE AIRPORT TODAY
Nothing like a 5 am trip into your subconscious.
- •Why am I wearing a hat?This looks fucking stupid.
- •WAFFLE HOUSE!...We passed a Waffle House.
- •I wonder what it's like in there....ie. Waffle House.
- •This seat is really comfortable.Nice work, Mazda.
- •Is this his company car?It seems too nice. Also, way sporty.
- •Do I have to talk to the car driver?I hope he doesn't start talking to me.
- •I bet he golfs....ie. The car driver.
- •Can't believe there's deli turkey in my carry-on.See previous list.