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- •When you catch someone staring at you and keep awkwardly looking to see if they're still staring - Thoughts of the person I'm staring at
- •When you genuinely love something but don't want to be labeled as typical- Thoughts of every white girl who wears Uggs but hates Starbucks
- •When you say something so many times it starts to sound fake- Thoughts of every American hoping if they say 'Trump is president' enough, eventually it won't be true
Somewhat ridiculous, somewhat infuriating
- •If you're going to say 'HBD' don't say anything at all
- •If you like my selfie, you know I got your back the next time you post your own
- •Please do not have an unbelievably long interaction with someone other than me on MY postESPECIALLY IF ITS AN ARGUMENT
- •American Pie - Don McLeanPOETRY
- •S.S.W.Snooze, snooze, wake-up
- •S³ (Shit, Shower, Shave)Suggested by @BennyMac92
- •If the concealer matches...
- •If the wifi connects...
- •Their favorite character in Forrest Gump is Jenny
- •They watch one Final Destination movie and think they're a horror film buff
- •They believe the Netflix "are you still watching" function is necessary
I picture most of these as the opening scenes
- •VineAlthough Vine is now dead, Michael would have tried Vine, making videos that seem cutoff at the end because he didn't understand the time limit
- •Celebrity Nude LeaksI think this is something that Angela would catch Kevin giggling at. Michael, Creed, and Andy would all be interested while Pam explains the leak. Michael would then suggest looking to see if Pam's nudes got leaked
- •TinderKelly makes several fake tinder accounts so that Ryan would only match with her
- •If he owned a bathrobe
- •If he tried Instagram instead of Twitter