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    β€ͺWhen you catch someone staring at you and keep awkwardly looking to see if they're still staring ‬
    - Thoughts of the person I'm staring at
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    When you genuinely love something but don't want to be labeled as typical
    - Thoughts of every white girl who wears Uggs but hates Starbucks
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    When you say something so many times it starts to sound fake
    - Thoughts of every American hoping if they say 'Trump is president' enough, eventually it won't be true
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Somewhat ridiculous, somewhat infuriating
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    If you're going to say 'HBD' don't say anything at all
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    If you like my selfie, you know I got your back the next time you post your own
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    Please do not have an unbelievably long interaction with someone other than me on MY post
    ESPECIALLY IF ITS AN ARGUMENT
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    American Pie - Don McLean
    POETRY
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    S.S.W.
    Snooze, snooze, wake-up
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    SΒ³ (Shit, Shower, Shave)
    Suggested by Β  @BennyMac92
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    If the concealer matches...
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    If the wifi connects...
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    Their favorite character in Forrest Gump is Jenny
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    They watch one Final Destination movie and think they're a horror film buff
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    They believe the Netflix "are you still watching" function is necessary
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    When I added this photo, Facebook suggested that I tag Mickey as myself. LIFE MADE.
    In reality, the only similarity we may have is that fact no matter how long our hair gets, it always looks short πŸ™ƒ
I picture most of these as the opening scenes
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    Vine
    Although Vine is now dead, Michael would have tried Vine, making videos that seem cutoff at the end because he didn't understand the time limit
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    Celebrity Nude Leaks
    I think this is something that Angela would catch Kevin giggling at. Michael, Creed, and Andy would all be interested while Pam explains the leak. Michael would then suggest looking to see if Pam's nudes got leaked
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    Tinder
    Kelly makes several fake tinder accounts so that Ryan would only match with her
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    If he owned a bathrobe
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    If he tried Instagram instead of Twitter
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    Aaron Carter
    My first love
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    Chad Michael Murray
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    Nick Jonas
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