Allow Me To Listroduce Myself

I guess I should've done this a long time ago @bjnovak @list
  1. My name is Sam
  2. Middle name: Procrastination
  3. I've decided that I'd like the Wendy's 4 for $4 to be my last meal
  4. I have an irrational fear of heights and change
  5. My friends are my family and my family are my friends
  6. I get weirdly invested in TV shows
  7. I have a mental breakdown every time I'm running late
  8. I'd like to create greeting cards someday
  9. In risk of sounding cheesy, I've been lucky enough to discover that soulmates do exist
  10. I'm a sucker for those feel good, helping others-type reality shows
  11. My most recent unhealthy obsession is America's Got Talent
  12. I am an embarrassing fan girl when it comes to several celebrities
  13. "Professional trivia player" should be allowed on my resume
  14. I have a love/hate relationship with my job