CRAZIEST HEADLINES I'VE READ TODAY

It's mad real out here
  1. 1.
    Studio denies report that Leonardo DiCaprio raped by bear in The Revenant
  2. 2.
    Fuck You, Spike Lee
  3. 3.
    Black Panther He's Tall, Powerful—And Has Claws That A Real Housewife Would Envy
  4. 4.
    Turkish court appoints five 'Lord of the Rings' experts to determine if Gollum meme is offensive