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  1. Why must their towels be so small?
  2. The U.S. needs way better uniforms
    Why even wear uniforms?
  3. The female commentator is REALLY salty....
    She only seems to like the Chinese team
  4. One day, the camera is going to pan to one unsuspecting man and they are most definitely going to be naked
  1. Maybe traffic in Aspen isn't really that bad
  2. People in Aspen are unnaturally fit compared to the rest of the country
    I feel bad about myself now
  3. This vacation isn't all that relaxing
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  1. Thinking a microwave as an appropriate carry on item
  2. Insisting that public transportation is the best transportation
    Africa begs to differ
  3. Thinking stop lights are optional
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  1. You will need a small dog
    Preferably white, fluffy, and wearing Louis Vuitton . Oh, and a stroller to push it around in.
  2. You will never afford a house
  3. Range Rovers are to Aspen, what the Prius is to L.A.
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A collection of things only found in the otherworld that is Aspen, Colorado
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    A $175,000 diamond iPhone case
  2. 2.
    Lululemon worn as business casual attire
  3. 3.
    A $75 steak
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