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- •Why must their towels be so small?
- •The U.S. needs way better uniformsWhy even wear uniforms?
- •The female commentator is REALLY salty....She only seems to like the Chinese team
- •One day, the camera is going to pan to one unsuspecting man and they are most definitely going to be naked
- •Maybe traffic in Aspen isn't really that bad
- •People in Aspen are unnaturally fit compared to the rest of the countryI feel bad about myself now
- •This vacation isn't all that relaxing
- •Man... My shower is dirty
- •Thinking a microwave as an appropriate carry on item
- •Insisting that public transportation is the best transportationAfrica begs to differ
- •Thinking stop lights are optional
- •You will need a small dogPreferably white, fluffy, and wearing Louis Vuitton . Oh, and a stroller to push it around in.
- •You will never afford a house
- •Range Rovers are to Aspen, what the Prius is to L.A.
A collection of things only found in the otherworld that is Aspen, Colorado
- 1.A $175,000 diamond iPhone case
- 2.Lululemon worn as business casual attire
- 3.A $75 steak