THINGS MY MOTHER DOES THAT DRIVE ME BATTY
- •Thinking a microwave as an appropriate carry on item
- •Insisting that public transportation is the best transportationAfrica begs to differ
- •Thinking stop lights are optional
- •Putting away all the food before sitting down to dinnerSeconds? Nope. Already in the fridge
- •Never getting to the point of a story, but explaining every character's back story, whether relevant or not
- •Driving 55 mph no matter what the speed limitSpeed limit 75 mph? Driving 55 mph. Speed limit 25 mph? Driving 55 mph.