THINGS MY MOTHER DOES THAT DRIVE ME BATTY

Part I
  1. Thinking a microwave as an appropriate carry on item
  2. Insisting that public transportation is the best transportation
    Africa begs to differ
  3. Thinking stop lights are optional
  4. Putting away all the food before sitting down to dinner
    Seconds? Nope. Already in the fridge
  5. Never getting to the point of a story, but explaining every character's back story, whether relevant or not
  6. Driving 55 mph no matter what the speed limit
    Speed limit 75 mph? Driving 55 mph. Speed limit 25 mph? Driving 55 mph.