5 Secrets for Flat Abs (That Might Be in the Emails From My Gym, if I Opened Them)

  1. Try using a steam iron on low heat.
  2. Lay on your back and put weights on your stomach. Do not remove them.
  3. Tape an actual washboard under your shirt. No one will know the difference.
  4. Eat pictures of pizza rather than actual pizza
  5. Lay on the floor, and put beer at your feet, so you do a crunch every time you're thirsty