And less well-known state mottos. If your suggestion doesn't follow the motif well I'm not adding it because I've really let some lazy ones slide in the past.
  1. Don't Fuck with New Jersey
  2. Don't Make Fun of Colorado
  3. Don't Bother Rhode Island
  4. Don't Irritate Washington
  5. Don't Get Upset with Delaware
  6. Don't Step to Florida
    Seriously, someone will probably shoot you. They are all crazy, everyone owns a gun, and they have no respect for human life because they're high on bath salts
  7. Don't Wrestle with Michigan
  8. Don't Start with Georgia
  9. Don't Try Anything Funny with Pennsylvania
  10. Don't Come For California
    Unless it sends for you.
    Suggested by @alligeeshow
  11. Don't Annoy Illinois
    We been drinkin' in the Land 'o Lincoln
    Suggested by @PeteOnEarth
  12. Don't Pee in North Carolina
    Too soon?
    Suggested by @classyAF
  13. Don't fuhgeddaboud New York!
    Especially Brooklyn.
    Suggested by @kiraandlulu
  14. Don't Drive The Length of Tennessee
    It's longer than it looks.
    Suggested by @nashvillekvetch