1. I know it's getting hot out
  2. But consider this gentle reminder, from a fellow guy who also lives somewhere it gets hot
  3. No one, not even your own mother, will want to talk to you if you wear these
  4. Or these
  5. So put the flip flops and shandals away, and don't subject the world to your hobbit feet
  6. Disclaimer: Tevas are acceptable if you are actively pursuing watersports (of the non-sexual variety)