How Being A Recommended User Changed My Life
- •I can get dinner reservations immediately, anywhere I want.I got seated at my favorite restaurant immediately, on a SATURDAY, even after they said there might be a wait. It was even a corner table on the patio. There's only one explanation.
- •I have to fight off hordes of women.I have at least person a day like me on OKCupid.
- •I can't go anywhere without being followed by photographers.My friends keep agreeing to take my picture with minimal prompting.
- •My relationship status is tabloid quality.At least three people have asked how my breakup went.
- •Everyone lets me pet their dogs.This was happening before, but now there's a good reason.