Items Satan Force-Feeds Me In Hell.

  1. Scones
    They're always dry. I'm starting to believe they're made out of pure baking powder.
  2. Light and sweet coffee.
    It feels like drinking a cavity. I wore braces for too long to ruin these whites.
  3. Bubblegum/cotton candy ice cream.
    Bullshit for children.
  4. Burgers on brioche buns.
    Brioche tends to ruin the perfect meat to bun/other toppings ratio of 70/30.
  5. A steady stream of my own bullshit.
    How do I win an argument against myself? I would go insane.