Items Satan Force-Feeds Me In Hell.
- •SconesThey're always dry. I'm starting to believe they're made out of pure baking powder.
- •Light and sweet coffee.It feels like drinking a cavity. I wore braces for too long to ruin these whites.
- •Bubblegum/cotton candy ice cream.Bullshit for children.
- •Burgers on brioche buns.Brioche tends to ruin the perfect meat to bun/other toppings ratio of 70/30.
- •A steady stream of my own bullshit.How do I win an argument against myself? I would go insane.