This is my favorite get rich quick scheme: you get unlimited gold coins. Who wouldn't want unlimited gold coins? All you have to do is believe in a little magic. By the way, these were an actual thing and this was requested by @boygirlparty
  1. First off, it helps if you're an Icelandic witch.
    And not the way every girl who wears black on Instagram calls themselves a witch. We're talking a real sorcerer here.
  2. Secondly, make a pact with your male friend that when they die of natural causes you can skin them from the waist down. After they're buried, you dig them up and remove the skin without causes holes or tears.
    Holes and tears and this will NOT work, don't fuck this part up.
  3. Then you put your friend's skin on, and you find your local poor widow and steal a gold coin from here.
    Widow, poor, gold. Important phrases here.
  4. Now is the fun part. Remember how I said male friend? You take that coin, and a piece of paper with this symbol on it and then put BOTH of them in the scrotum.
  5. Eventually, the pants will become indistinguishable from your skin, and as long as you leave the coin and paper in you will get unlimited gold coins. They will look like these.
  6. 💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰