Okay, Melania Plagiarized; Let's Appreciate a True American Hero™ Who Was Honest About His Sources

  1. I miss this motherfucker so much.
  2. Remember when his 9-9-9 tax plan sounded like a Dominos special?
  3. Remember when he said he didn't know the President of Uzbeki-beki-stan-stan?
  4. Remember his weird ass campaign video?
  5. Remember when he gave his concession speech and he quoted a Donna Summer song used in the Pokemon movie?
  6. And he was HONEST ABOUT IT?
  7. "I believe these words came from the Pokemon movie. Life can be a challenge. Life can seem impossible. It's never easy when there's so much on the line. But you and I can make a difference. There's a mission just for you and me....Just look inside and you will find just what you can do."
  8. So long, Herman Cain. I'm sorry we found someone a lot more crazy, and a lot less funny, than you.