SONGS TO MAKE LOVE TO YOUR OLD LADY BY (OR MAN, OR PARTNER, WHATEVER, ETC.)

I'm not really into 90's R&B so here's some help for those of you with similar tastes looking to knock boots with someone.
  1. Warpaint- Self Titled
    This has nothing to do with the fact that I'm secretly in love with all members of this band.
  2. Russian Circles- Enter
    A little heavier if you're having some issues with your parents, or don't want your roommates to hear you faking it.
  3. The Pains of Being Pure at Heart- Self Titled
    Fulfills that Smiths/Cure thing without being so obvious
  4. Beach House- Teen Dream
    I almost didn't put this on because everyone should know this by now
  5. Stereolab- Mars Audiac Quintet
    Bonus: they know how Marxist their lyrics are
  6. Patrick Sweany- Every Hour is a Dollar Gone
    Blues can be cool if they're into it, and if they aren't maybe they will be after.
  7. Motörhead- Ace of Spades
    Just try it.
  8. Bat for Lashes- The Haunted Man
    She's got that haunt in her voice that goes well with coitus.
  9. Massive Attack- Mezzanine
    This one is also semi-obvious but it never hurts to have a reminder.
  10. Black Keys- Rubber Factory
    Before they were all pop. Not saying they "sold out", I know you have to make money. I'm just not that into it.