The Invention of Avocado Toast

WHY IS THIS A THING!?
  1. I'm going to open this by saying that I HATE that this is considered a meal, by name alone. Avocado toast? That sounds like toast made out of avocado. You don't call it butter toast or jelly toast. It's toast, with butter or jelly.
  2. Anyway, this is what I think was going through someone's head when they made it.
  3. "YOU GUYS, I LIKE, NEED A NEW POST FOR MY LIFESTYLE BLOG OR WHATEVER"
  4. "I LOVE GUAC BUT I ALREADY MADE POSTS ON GUAC LIKE THAT ONE ABOUT GUAC AND MARGS AND ME GETTING FELT UP AT A SENOR FROG'S"
  5. "WHAT IF I LIKE, PUT GUAC ON SOMETHING ELSE I EAT, AND CALLED IT....UM..."
  6. "WHAT'S IN GUAC?"
  7. "AVOCADO? THAT DOESN'T EVEN SOUND LIKE GUAC BUT OKAY..."
  8. "AVOCADO ON TOAST"
  9. "WAIT THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE, ON BRAND. THAT SOUNDS LIKE WHAT MY MOM WOULD SAY #ADULTING"
  10. "WHAY IF I TAKE OUT THE ON"
  11. "YEAH, AVOCADO TOAST. THAT'S IT"
  12. "I CAN'T WAIT TO WRITE A COOKBOOK AND IGNORE CENTURIES OF CULINARY TECHNIQUE BECAUSE #MILLENIALS"