The Ultimate Guide to Wine
Think that wine is complicated? Think again.
- •Wine is made from grapes and foot sweat.
- •Wine pairs well with all food. It is a common misconception that you have to pick a wine based around what you're shoving in your mouth.
- •Wine comes in three flavors:
- •WhiteWhen mom wants to relax.
- •RedWhen mom REALLY wants to relax.
- •Rose'When your little sister wants to relax.
- •Bubbles are optional, but typically only the very wealthy can afford the additional cost of them.All of these people prefer bubbles.
- •Wine is typically served out of a large bladder, or bota.
- •Less common are bottles, but you can occasionally find them.Good luck if you want to find one in a bottle.
- •Wine also comes in a box, in case you would like to get very sick.It isn't the box that gets you sick. It's all the wine inside.
- •Doctors say that 1-2 bottles a day is perfectly healthy and encourages restful sleep, typically on a tile floor.
- •That's all you need to know about wine! Go try some.