Things I Haven't Changed My Mind About While I've Been Off li.st

  1. Vibram Fivefingers.
    Still an offense to God and man.
  2. Dry contact lenses.
    Worse than death.
  3. Trump.
    Bigger douchechill than I could have imagined.
  4. LaCroix.
    Still not Polar.
  5. Traffic tickets.
    Never getting that $350 back.
  6. Selfies as memorial photos at funerals.
    Please don't do this to me when I die.
  7. Asparagus.
    Still the finest vegetable.