1. Vibram Fivefingers.
    Still an offense to God and man.
  2. Dry contact lenses.
    Worse than death.
  3. Trump.
    Bigger douchechill than I could have imagined.
  4. LaCroix.
    Still not Polar.
  5. Traffic tickets.
    Never getting that $350 back.
  6. Selfies as memorial photos at funerals.
    Please don't do this to me when I die.
  7. Asparagus.
    Still the finest vegetable.