Things I Haven't Changed My Mind About While I've Been Off li.st
- •Vibram Fivefingers.Still an offense to God and man.
- •Dry contact lenses.Worse than death.
- •Trump.Bigger douchechill than I could have imagined.
- •LaCroix.Still not Polar.
- •Traffic tickets.Never getting that $350 back.
- •Selfies as memorial photos at funerals.Please don't do this to me when I die.
- •Asparagus.Still the finest vegetable.