1. Drown in a cold ocean
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    Especially if we just met and you're way out of my class. Eat the rich. I would have pushed Rose off.
  2. Write you every day for a year, fix up a house by myself, and suddenly take you back
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    You help me put this siding up or we're through.
  3. Annoy your family with my stereo
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    Lloyd, setting unrealistic expectations.
  4. Deal with someone who follows me around, unless it actually was Jennifer Lawrence
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    I also wouldn't enter a dance competition.
  5. Kill myself after you kill yourself.
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    Sorry again, Leo. At least you got your Oscar.
  6. Believe that a prostitute loved me.
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    Not that sex workers don't fall in love, but let's keep this as a business transaction.