Most people could include almost everyone, so hopefully this isn't too difficult.
  1. I was a bicycle mechanic for a year after college. Thanks, recession.
  2. I took four years of Italian but I barely remember it. Far more likely to be interspersing my English with German.
  3. I regrettably identified as a libertarian for a brief period of my life.
  4. I broke my nose three times. One was from an accident sexual in nature.
  5. I had between 2 and 5 dogs at all times growing up.
  6. I dislike when people don't believe that my tattoos have no meanings.
  7. I cooked in restaurants for 5 years.
  8. I totaled my first car.
  9. I do a crossword puzzle every night before bed.