1. Stevie Nicks ruined Fleetwood Mac.
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    Rib roast with eggs over watercress.
  2. "Artisanal" is becoming a worthless marketing term, and I blame Williamsburg.
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    White chili with avocado and lime.
  3. Everyone who moves to Austin seems to always be wearing a denim jacket, and I secretly think they wear the jacket even when it's hot because it looks cool.
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    Grilled prosciutto wrapped asparagus.
  4. Bernie Sanders's college program will never work because it relies heavily on investment from states (I love Bernie, but you're kidding yourself if you think somewhere like Louisiana is gonna commit money to that)
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    Sausage with broccoli, onion, and apple slaw
  5. I wish there was a way to regulate the people who are allowed to have children. Not based on anything stupid like race or genetics, but criteria like whether or not you would vaccinate your child or think angels are real.
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    Steamed tilapia over greens with caper sauce.
  6. Social justice warriors are typically only good at arguing on the internet
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    Chicken sautéed in rendered fat.
  7. Male models with beards probably can't chop wood, despite what their photo shoots would lead you to believe.
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    Just a big ol hunk of flank steak.