literally verbatim: ikea with @samlansky.

  1. "I'm not trying to be dramatic but everything is garbage and everyone is disgusting."
  2. "this is like a power bottom rug"
  3. "two dads at once... not you, sir."
  4. "do I want to get a cowhide rug from ikea? am I THAT girl?"
  5. "free desk, aisle 7."