literally verbatim: mario kart.

I'm back in LA and I had the perfect night with two of my beautiful friends. also, we play Mario Kart and curse at each other.
  1. "imma blue shell yo' ass"
  2. "I just slipped on a banana shell"
    that's not what it's called.
  3. "princess peach, you c*nt."
  4. "toad, you piece of dick"
  5. "I'm slipping on a crab."
  6. "I got flattened. I am flattened."
  7. "c*ntnugget"
  8. "you fucking beavers."
  9. "shut up, Jason Derulo"
    irrelevant to the game, but still.