ANIMANIACS, RANKED

It's time for Animaniacs! And we're zany to the max. So just sit back and relax, you'll laugh 'til you collapse, we're Animaniacs!
  1. 1.
    Wakko
    Obviously, he packs away the snacks.
  2. 2.
    Dot
    I love whenever someone says "the Warner brothers" and Dot adds "and the Warner sister!" it's one of many brilliant displays of subtle feminism. Fuck the patriarchy, Dot!
  3. 3.
    Yakko
    He yaks!
  4. 4.
    Mindy
    Mindy only referring to her mother as "Lady" is maybe my favorite recurring joke on this show.
  5. 5.
    The Brain
    Wants to rule the universe, which is relatable.
  6. 6.
    Bill Clinton 🎷
    Look, he might not ever be in any of the sketches with the other recurring characters but he plays the shit out of that saxophone in every main title sequence, during which he's also mentioned by name, so as far as this list is concerned, Bill Clinton is absolutely one of the Animaniacs!
  7. 7.
    Dr. Scratchanshiff
    "The studio shrink!"
  8. 8.
    The Goodfeathers
    The pigeons!
  9. 9.
    Ralph
    The WB security guard. Not good at his job.
  10. 10.
    Hello Nurse
    Always makes me chuckle.
  11. 11.
    Rita
    Bernadette Peters!!!!
  12. 12.
    Pinky
  13. 13.
    Skippy Squirrel
  14. 14.
    Slappy Squirrel
  15. 15.
    Chicken Boo
    I don't care for him.
  16. 16.
    What about poor, set-upon Buttons? Dude can't catch a break. He's like Wyle E. Coyote that way.
    Suggested by   @EricElkins