MY VERSION OF SELFISH

If I released a book of selfies a la Kim K, it would just be of me, my crazy bedhead, and all my doppelgängers.
  1. 1.
    Me, yesterday morning when I woke up
  2. 2.
    Christopher Lloyd in Back to the Future
  3. 3.
    Harry Carey as played by Will Ferrell (suggested by my dear father)
  4. 4.
    My dad made this side by side comparison to Chewbacca two years ago when my hair was long and brown but just as crazy in the morning.
    I personally get a real Cousin It vibe here.
  5. 5.
    Thinking about making this one my new Tinder pic!!!! I can feel the right swipes coming in already!
  6. 6.
    Beyonce
  7. 7.
    I get it, Dad, you know how to use photoshop.
  8. 8.
    Bonus Selfie: it's not bedhead but it's ten days after I had maxillofacial surgery in 2007 and this is after the swelling had already calmed down. Actually this would be the cover of my selfie book.
    I'm on a lot of pain killers and my jaw is wired shut. So glam!
  9. 9.
    Okay fine also maybe one where I look kinda normal (I used hair chalk to make parts of my hair blue because I was bored one night and then it didn't wash out for like three days).
    But only to remind everyone I'm not a complete monster.