some things that haunt me at night
- •Christina Gutierrez, aka Adnan's TERRIBLE lawyer with the most annoying speaking-voice known to humankind
- •Fat Val Kilmer
- •The subculture of Dance Moms fans on Instagram
- •Standardized tests
- •Somehow all my saved drafts on Twitter might accidentally publish at once and everyone will see the thirteen different lame jokes I wrote about Jamie Dornan's beard
- •One day Game of Thrones will come to an end
- •Did I take a whole Xanax or a half a Xanax?
- •All snapchats are saved somewhere, by someone
- •The chance my permanent retainer breaks in my sleep and causes me to choke to death on a small piece of plaque-covered titanium
- •Why do we have time zones?
- •Actual ghosts