I don't know that I invented all of these but I like to pretend I did. Most were out of necessity/munchies. Many I continue to eat. @sophia thank you for recognizing my love of snacks, any overlap?
  1. String cheese unstrung and delicately placed on water table crackers
  2. Microwaved chocolate chips & spoonful of peanut butter in a coffee mug
  3. Peppered salami on pretzel crisps
  4. Homemade McDonald's Chicken McNuggets with Sweet & Sour sauce
    Microwave a breaded chicken patty, cut it into nugget shapes, keep extra packets of sweet & sour on hand, et voila!
  5. Weed honey and cookie butter on a cinnamon graham cracker
  6. Pretzel crisp nachos
  7. Eggo waffle, ice cream and magic shell chocolate sauce over the whole thing
  8. Sliver of a turkey cold cut on a tortilla chip
    I never said these were all going to be delicious, but this is weirdly delicious
  9. Peanut Butter, Honey, and Chocolate Chips on a rice cake
  10. Hot chocolate with chocolate chips
  11. Just like, a bag of chocolate chips. I keep one in the freezer at all times. Semi-sweet morsels only, obviously.
  12. Salt on carrots
  13. Rice cake nachos
  14. Special eggs: melt Tabasco sauce in butter, add celery salt, Italian seasoning, fry them over medium, enjoy on sourdough toast. Heaven.
  15. ZK on set invention: cucumber or celery in a cup. Toss with soy sauce and sirracha/other spice. Maybe add lime juice. Eat. Repeat.
    Suggested by @zoe
  16. Don't forget: peanut butter jar with spoon.
    Suggested by @evan