STONED PRE-BEDTIME THOUGHTS

Lights out list-making. BTW I have decided to embrace numbers vs. bullet points. Strongly recommend it.
  1. 1.
    I love my bed maybe more than most people and also I never want to share it with anyone ever it is amazing
    An upside to being single.
  2. 2.
    Sometimes I think that what I really want is to just get married and then have some kids and be a stay-at-home Mom and amazing wife and keep a great home for my family
    But I feel like I'm not allowed to say this, or really think it, or really even want it -- but what if I do?
  3. 3.
    Is ListApp real? Is it some kind of group therapy experiment? Are we being punked? Remember when MTV tried to bring back Punk'd without Ashton Kutcher? Is catfishing the new punking?
  4. 4.
    Tea lights are great because you can just let them burn out on their own which is a relief if you like to sleep by candlelight but also not burn down your house.
    HOT TIP for my fellow crystal-loving friends: Himalayan salt crystal candle holders take tea lights so they're good for you and you can leave them lit. I fall asleep to five of them every night and it's maaaaaaagic. ✨🔮🔮🔮✨
  5. 5.
    I need to get out more
    Just in general
  6. 6.
    That new VH1 show Barely Famous with Erin and Sara Foster is 💯
    Loving it. Vh1 is killing the game these days.
  7. 7.
    What is it like to have a sister? I am fascinated by sisters!
    This is the reason I started watching the Kardashians. (Or as my brother says - I Keep up). And yeah I love having an older brother but sometimes I observe sisters together and feel like I'm missing out on something and I just want to know what it's like.
  8. 8.
    Should I get another Betta fish? I think Haruki Murakami (my last fish) has been dead for a few months now, so maybe it's time?
    🐠
  9. 9.
    I wish I could live inside Haruki Murakami's brain. (The author, not the fish).
  10. 10.
    I wonder if anyone is living inside my brain.
  11. 11.
    Let's go to Mexico!!!!