"THE SCOOP ON MY LOVE LIFE" ACCORDING TO A DIARY ENTRY FROM 1998

  1. At the last dance Ryan told Jessie he liked me (yahoo!)
  2. But then he told Heidi he didn't know if he wanted to be in a relationship right now (BS!)
  3. So I hope we'll be going out by the end of the dance this Friday (Anxiety!)
  4. I love Leonardo DiCaprio!
    Etc.