TOO LONG

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  1. Weeks
  2. CVS receipts
  3. Almost all movies
    Well, the ones from the past ten years at least. I don't want to watch anything that's more than two hours long.
  4. The line at Bay Cities Deli
  5. Winter in New England
  6. The wait between new seasons of Netflix shows
  7. The musical interlude in Sheryl Crow's "Strong Enough"
  8. My friend Ashleigh's hair
  9. The drive from Santa Monica to anywhere in the valley
  10. Broadcast network television seasons
    Can't we all just call it a day at a maximum of 13 episodes?
  11. Kylie Jenner's fingernails
  12. The time between seeing family and when you last saw family
  13. Dan Hedaya's IMDB credits
    Dude has been in EVERYTHING
  14. The hemline on this one dress I need to get tailored
  15. Most churros
  16. Taylor Swift's legs
    Not fair.
  17. The wait for new iPhone releases
  18. Family vacations
  19. Most SNL sketches
  20. Halftime
  21. The minutes or seconds before falling asleep when you're wondering "when will I fall asleep?"
  22. The last time I had some really good sex with someone I was really into
  23. Episodes of The Bachelor/Bachelorette
  24. The half hour pilot I'm currently trying to finish writing
    I need to cut at least ten more pages.
  25. Included possible side effects
  26. Music festivals
  27. Wedding toasts
  28. The pages of ads you have to flip through until you get to the Table of Contents in any women's fashion magazine
  29. Wikipedia pages
  30. The wait at the doctor's office
  31. Delivery times
  32. My index toe
    It's like almost as long as my big toe what's the deal? Also is it even called the index toe?
  33. Hangovers
  34. The amount of time we spend on our phones
  35. Presidential election years
  36. Baseball season
  37. Commercial breaks
  38. The time I spent lounging in bed this morning
  39. This list?
    Maybe.
  40. Drive to Target when you're really excited to get there
    Suggested by   @aprilkquioh
  41. Ron Jeremy
    Suggested by   @ChrisK
  42. Opening credits
    Man I hate them.
    Suggested by   @gwcoffey
  43. venetian blinds
    They never fit the window
    Suggested by   @trevler