TRUE CONFESSIONS 📂

Merry #Draftmas! @aprilkquioh you've launched a movement
  1. Sometimes I just sit on the toilet, even if it's a dirty dive bar or fine, sure it's happened in a port-a-potty or two. Yeah I've got the quad strength to hover over the toilet seat but I just don't want to that's not fun I want to sit! So sit I will, no protective layer or anything. Just me and a billion germs.
  2. I think Lobster tastes gross.
  3. I get a little bit of Botox in my forehead every six months or so. Although my dermatologist calls it "baby Botox" probably because I always just ask for the tiniest amount and also because I act like a baby about it.
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  4. I could never see whatever it is you're supposed to see in a Magic Eye even though I lied and said I saw it at least fifty times in third grade alone.
  5. Sometimes when I'm getting delivery I order off the kids menu
    Recently I wanted pizza and pasta but I didn't want to pay an arm and a leg for just myself, nor did I want large qualities of either. So, enter kids menu. 🍕 and 🍝 and no one to know if you really are a kid because it's delivery!
  6. I don't care about Adele.
  7. I would rather be poor and happy than rich and miserable.