WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR IN A SIGNIFICANT OTHER

  1. Someone who makes me feel as excited and giddy and gleeful as getting new emojis makes me feel I MEAN HAVE YOU SEEN SOME OF THESE EMOJIS WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE!?!????????!!!!!!!!
    ☠🏜🚜👁‍🗨🏓⚰⚰⚰⚰🎟📿⛱🕎🤖🕶🕶🕶🕶🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🏋🏾⛹🏽🌫🌫🌫🌫🌪☄☄⛈🧀🌮🍿🍾🍾🏑🏑🏑⛸⛸⛸🏝🛤🎛⚖⚖🌡🖍❣🕳🔞🖼📸🕯🕯🖲🖲🖲🕌🛰🏹🏹🐿🐿🕊🦀🦀🌬🌬🌬🌶🌶🌶🌭🌭🌭⛷🏵⛴🏞🛋🛎🛎❕❕❕🛩🏸📽🎙⚔⛏🗯👁👁🤓🤔🏌
  2. Between the ages of 30-42
  3. Human male
  4. A pool?
    Or access to a pool