I GOT 99 PROBLEMS BUT A ______ AINT ONE

A list of things that do not concern me.
  1. Political affiliation
  2. Religious affiliation
  3. Pinterest account
  4. Disaster preparedness plan
  5. Vitamix
  6. Car
  7. Gluten allergy
  8. Need for closure after season one of True Detective
  9. Working knowledge of rap lyrics after 2004