Things I've Said Outloud or Thought About While Waiting in Line for a Concert

When I'm not at work I think at least 65% of my life is waiting in line for a concert. It's always worth it at the end.
  1. Hmm looks like I'm first
  2. Shit am I too early again?
  3. What time is it?
  4. When's the last time I ate something?
  5. Stop asking me who's playing tonight and look at the fucking marquee.
  6. No I don't have any change.
  7. This is the FRONT of the line.
  8. No I don't have any extra tickets.
  9. No I don't need an extra ticket.
  10. The end of the line is THAT way.
  11. Is it too dirty to sit on the sidewalk here?
  12. Goddamnit I'm starving.