MY REACTION TO PROFESSORS

i love my professors, some
  1. "I bought a t shirt that says ITS IN THE SYLLABUS"
  2. "im the luckiest person i know"
  3. "i bought a new car over the summer"
  4. "iv never read such badly written essays in my whole career"
  5. "the midterm results weren't disappointing"
  6. "sorry im late, traffic"
    30 minutes late every class
  7. "how was everyone's weekend"
  8. "i will be getting surgery so there will be no class.."
  9. "you wont need to buy the book"
  10. "buying the book is not required but i do recommend you get it"