Things I yell out at other drivers, while im driving.
I wouldn't say I have road rage (my daughters would beg to differ) I just like to scream obscene things at other fellow drivers behind my tinted, rolled up windows. note: this is only a very very small few I yell...
- •"Oh, too lazy to let me know you're randomly stopping and turning?? It's called a damn blinker!!!"Self explanatory
- •"Slow down asshole, your going yo kill someone!!"I yell at the driver passing me while I'm going 80 in a 75...
- •"You have plenty of room, get your ass over or let me pass you up. I don't have all day!!"The minute the car next to me signals and needs to merge into my lane.
- •"Why can't they legalize pot in other states so everyone can go the fuck home???"I scream while I sit for an hour to drive 3.5 miles home, after work. (I live in colorado)
- •"I'm not in the mood to have my ear drums bleed, turn down your shitty bass and rap music!"Again, self explanatory.
- •"If I'm giving you time to cross the street, you better fucking hussle. Knees to chest bitch, let's go. Move it! Move it!"Trying to make a right hand turn while cars are piling up behind me and I'm waiting for someone, staring at their phone, to slowly cross the street I'm trying to turn on.